Score: 2

"Getting better"

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.8

date: November 12, 2009

I could hardly continue watching after Sonic and Shadow had the close ups on eachother with the angry anime-like faces just staring at eachother. I realize this is based off an anime, but what the fuck dude. There's no point in that over dramatic stare down crap. The close up effect is better than having the pixels just stand there with some angry grunting sound effects, but you don't need to exaggerate that dramatic anime element.

Although the graphics are getting much better with each episode, the doomship just looked like a bunch of polygons. For something with that much hype surrounding it, you can do better than a bunch of blocks with 3 different colors. I don't think adding a couple of flame decals and a picture of Bowser's head would significantly effect the file size.

The jokes are getting even more repetitive and stale. Who honestly didn't think Luigi was going to get lost in the woods? Then later he shocks himself on a computer, and shortly after THAT he smacks himself in the face with his goggles. Then there's the random Wario and Waluigi appearance where something goes wrong with them, the old barrel roll meme, and several more failed attempts at humor during the fight scenes involving Luigi. I know you can't do much humor wise in an action movie but at least try something different every once and a while. The least you can do is avoid using old 4chan memes. I'd rather sit through an episode of nothing but Wario fart jokes then an episode of "DO A BARREL ROLL" and "IT'S OVER 9000!!!".

Despite all of that, I still liked it somewhat. It's obvious you put a lot of effort into it, the animation was by far the best in the series (This was easily the most fluid moving sprite film I have ever seen), and the music selection for a couple of scenes was VERY good. In the end, it's still just a sprite film with a fanbase full of Mario-Sonic fanboys. I don't think a 2 will hurt your score in the sea of nonsensical 10/10 reviews.

In regards to the cliffhanger, it's obvious Shadow or Mecha Sonic will pop out of nowhere and kick Basilisx's ass. Everyone else is stone, and Mario is fucked so you can't expect much else for a resolution.

Score: 10

"Reading all of the 0's made me smile"

submission: :: Achievements ::

date: June 7, 2009

This is the first rant that I have found myself laughing in agreement with in quite some time. It is pathetic how everyone in the current teen generation are throwing their lives away for some e-penis points on their Xbox that they can't do anything with. The only thing worse than the anti-social low life nerds that waste their time on this useless shit are the pompus faggots that feel the need to talk down to people who decided not to spend 10 hours a day trying to achieve some meaningless task in a meaningless game. I laugh at all past, present and future 0's given to this flash by people who have taken this personally and are butthurt because they got a big kick in the nuts from their internet idol. Bravo foamy.

Score: 7

"Good"

submission: Crush the Castle

date: May 16, 2009

It was fun to play through one time. I liked the custom castle feature, but Newgrounds cuts up the code so I can't play other people's creations without pasting it somewhere and getting rid of all the extra spaces. I didn't like the fact that there was a timer at the end of the 5th shot that kept you from restarting.

Overall it was a nice challenge and a cool concept but in my opinion it doesn't deserve the high score it has.

Score: 6

"Good graphics"

submission: Guitar Flash MindFlow

date: April 7, 2009

But it was not in sync. It wasn't even close to being in sync. It took me a while to figure out how early I had to press the key to hit the note. By then I just said fuck it and quit.

I really do like the graphics though, it's better than any guitar hero-like game I've seen on Newgrounds. Just work on syncing the game and your score will go up a lot.

Score: 0

"Nope"

submission: The TRUE death of Hinata

date: March 16, 2009

I only bothered watching the first 10 seconds before my eyes started to melt. The animation and graphics were awful. What kind of program did you use to make this? Are you just bad at making flash or did you have some crappy software? The voice acting was even worse, there was no feeling (Which is surprising to me. Naruto - if I remember correctly - was a series full of over-dramatic hyperactive dumbasses that NEVER muttered or spoke monotone) and the lip-syncing was awful. I'm surprised that this got an award, even with the gigantic Naruto fanbase out there. It was pretty bad.

Score: 3

"Fuck"

submission: 2nd Annual Tank Awards

date: March 6, 2009

Chuck's New Tux did not deserve the award.
Mastermind was better than Fancy Pants.

Ugly results.

Score: 1

"That's enough"

submission: Sonic Shorts: Volume 5

date: March 2, 2009

"omg this is like soooo funny!!!! XD i love the part with sonic telling amy he is a gay with tails!!!!! its sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! <3 XDDD sonicxtails XDDDDDDDD :D XD :D XD ^_^ 10/10 <3"

No. This collab was not funny at all. The scripts seemed to be written by 11 year olds. Judging by the voice acting, they probably were. Seriously? "Don't mess with the chili dog"? SERIOUSLY? Grow up and act your age, please.
I thought the "You can now become Super Sonic... in space" clip was funny, until they dragged it out until it wasn't funny.
The scene after that where they were laughing at "nuts" was stupid and childish.

I'll admit, most of these cartoons had great graphics with nice animation, but the stale jokes and bad voice acting really ruined it.

This doesn't even deserve half the fanboy-fuled score it got, sorry.

Score: 7

"Has some flaws"

submission: Grand Prix Tycoon

date: March 1, 2009

I had the 2nd best driver and the 5th class of all equipment yet I kept crashing. I had it so he put minimal effort to avoid this kind of thing yet he kept crashing. Eventually, I lost due to bankruptcy...

I don't know why, but qualifing was impossible. I kept getting -1:00 and -2:00 times even though I had a fast car and quick reflexes.

English must not have been your first language, there are countless spelling errors and lots of grammatical problems.

For some reason this game laggs whenever I try to go to the next screen.

I like the concept, overall it was nice but all of these crap flaws really ruined it for me. Still, it was a decent game and I did have some fun playing it for a while.

Score: 9

"Awesome"

submission: Code Monkey Tycoon

date: February 25, 2009

It's very slow to start but it gets better. I absolutely LOVE tycoon games, this is the first good one I've seen on Newgrounds. Well, there are only 3 other ones or something but this is still great, and I'm more then looking forward to a 2nd one.

A few suggestions:

-Get rid of the icons for games, those are annoying and not really necessary.
-Add a toggle switch for the music.
-Let us name our games instead of having the same names picked for us over and over.
-Show us what countries are buying the most from us and let us pick which ones we can ship our games to.
-Let us make deals with other video game companies and possibly merge with them.

Score: 0

"Oh boy"

submission: Winter Rider

date: February 14, 2009

I've seriously lost count of how many motorbike games there are on the internet. There is not a single game like this that has something interesting about it. They all have the same controls and physics engines, but different bikes, obstacles, backgrounds, sound effects, number of levels and lengths of levels.

It's like Metallica, people still think it's good even though the exact same concept is used 100 times over. Just stop, please.